Monday, 18 August 2014

Teacher: Ganga, Yamuna, Kaveri, | jokes, Teacher-Student Jokes, Funny SMS, Whatsaap Jokes, Facebook Status, Hindi Jokes, Popular Jokes,


Teacher: Ganga, Yamuna, Kaveri,
Krishna Bharat Ki Nadiyon Ke 
Naam Hain,
To Pakistan Ki Nadiyon Ke Naam
Bataao.?
Pappu: Rukhsana, Farzana,
Rizwana Sultana Aur Shabana!


Where Do U See MANGOES..? | jokes, Facebook Jokes, Facebook Status, Whatsaap Jokes, Whatsapp Status, Miscellaneous Jokes, Funny SMS, Popular Jokes,


Where Do U See MANGOES..?
Mango Tree .. No
Fruit Shop .. No
Maaza .. No
Then...?
Answer:
Jaha Jaha Beautiful Woman
Goes..
Peeche Peeche MAN GOES...!


If U Feel Stressed, | Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Facebook Jokes, Whatsaap Jokes, Facebook Status, Whatsapp Status,


If U Feel Stressed, Give
Urself A Break, Enjoy Some..
Ice Cream Chocolates Candy
Cake.. Why..? Bcoz
STRESSED Ka Ulta Spelling,
DESSERTS Hota Hai..!


God: I Cant Be Everywhere, | Jokes, Stupid or Crazy Jokes, Facebook Jokes, Whatsaap Jokes, Facebook Status, Whatsapp Status,


God: I Cant Be Everywhere,
So I Created Mother..
Evil: I Too Cant Be Everywhere,
So I Created Mother-In-Law..!


Aiswariya's Daughter Araddhya Going To Play School.. | Parents Jokes, Children Jokes, School Jokes, Facebook Status, Facebook Jokes, Whatsaap Jokes, Whatsapp Status,


Aiswariya's Daughter Araddhya
Going To Play School..
Teacher: Who Is Ur Grandfather.?
Araddhya: Big B
Teacher: Who Is Ur Mother.?
Araddhya: Miss World
Teacher: Who Is Ur Father.?
Araddhya: No Idea Sir Ji..!

Puri Botal Na Sahi Ek Jaam To Ho Jaye, |


Puri Botal Na Sahi Ek Jaam
To Ho Jaye, Mulaqat Na Sahi
Dua Salam To Ho Jaye, Jin
K Sms K Intzaar Me Ho Gaye
Hum Beemar, Un Ko Bukhaar
Na Sahi Zukaam To Ho Jaye.

Banta: Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni | Jokes, Hindi Jokes, Facebook Jokes, Facebook Status, Whatsapp Status, Whatsaap Jokes, Husband-Wife Jokes,


Banta: Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni
Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai.
Aur Apka?
Santa: Mera Mahine Baad Hota
Hai, Kyuki Mujhe
Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai.

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90% Girls In Facebook Say | Jokes, Facebook Jokes, Facebook Status, Whatsaap Jokes, Whatsapp Status, Stupid or Crazy Jokes,


90% Girls In Facebook Say
They Are In Relationship..
90% Boys In Facebook Say
They Are Single..
Then Who Are Liars..?..?
Boys Or Girls..???


Manager: What Is YourQualification..? | Jokes, Interview Jokes, Facebook Jokes, Whatsaap Jokes, Facebook Status, Whatsapp Status,


Manager: What Is YourQualification..?
Santa: Sir I Am PHSD..
Manager: What Do U Mean By
PHSD..?
Santa: Passed Hight School
With Difficulty..!

Father: U Should Marry This Girl, | Jokes, Facebook Status, Facebook Jokes, Whatsaap Jokes, Whatsapp Status, Father-Son Jokes, Stupid or Crazy Jokes,


Father: U Should Marry This Girl,
She Is Kalavati,
Gunwanti And Roopmati..
Son: I'll Have To Marry My
Girlfrnd, Bcoz She's Garbhavati!

Son: Papa Kal School Me Small Get Together Hai Chaloge.? | Jokes, Father-Son Jokes, School Jokes, Stupid or Crazy Jokes, PJ, Children Jokes, Facebook Jokes, Whatsaap Jokes, Facebook Status, Whatsapp Status,


Son: Papa Kal School Me Small
Get Together Hai Chaloge.?
Father: Small Get Together Kya
Hota Hai.?
Son: Only U, Me And Principle!