Kanjoos: Doctor Daant Niklavana | Free Texting Online For Funny SMS

Kanjoos: Doctor Daant Niklavana
Hai, Kitne Paise Loge..?
Doctor: Rs 200
Kanjoos: Ye Lo Rs 50, Daant Dhilaa
Kar Do, Nikaal Mai Khud Lunga..!

Teacher: If A Tiger Attacks | Funny SMS Online

Teacher: If A Tiger Attacks
Your Mother In Law And Ur
Wife At The Same Time, Whom
Would U Save..?
Santa: Ofcourse The
Tiger, Very Few Are Left!

Dik Me Gam Ankho Me Nami Hai | Free Text Message For Funny SMS

Dik Me Gam Ankho Me Nami Hai

Hamare Mobile Me Aapke Sms Ki

Kami Hai Nigah Aapke Sms Ke Intjar

Me Jami Hai Itna Bata Do Khafa

Ho Hamse Ya Balance Ki Kami Hai.

Dog And Mosquito Were In Love | Funny Hindi SMS

Dog And Mosquito Were In Love,
Mosquito Kissed The Dog..
Dog Become Emotional Gave A
Love Bite To Mosquito..
Mosquito Died Of Rabies, Dog
Died Of Dengue..
Moral: Intercaste Love Is Dangerous.

Papu Apne Papa Se Mujhe Shaadi Karni Hai | Funny Hindi SMS

Papu Apne Papa Se Mujhe Shaadi Karni Hai
Papa: Beta Kise Ke Sath..?
Papu: Daadi Ke Sath.!
Papa: Kamine Wo Mere Maa Hai..!
Papu: To Aap Ne Mere
Maa Ke Sath Kyu Ke..!!

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain, | Funny Shayari

Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,

Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,

Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,

Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain…

Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain.. | Funny Shayari

Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain..

Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain..

Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..

Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..

Sitaro me aap, | Funny Shayari,

Sitaro me aap, 

Hawao me aap, 

Fizao me aap,

Baharo me aap, 

Dhop me aap, 

Chaaon me aap,

Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota…

Julfo me foolo ko saja ke aayi hai, | Funny Shayari

Julfo me foolo ko saja ke aayi hai,

Chehare se dupatta utha ke aayi hai,

Kisi ne puchha aaj badi khubsurat lag rahi ho,

Mane kaha shayad aaj naha ke aayi hai…

Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai, | Funny Shayari

Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai,
Waqt k sath insan badal jata hai,
Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare,
Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..

Jahan Dosti Vahn Pyar, | jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Funny Shayari, Funny SMS, Hindi Jokes, Stupid or Crazy Jokes, joke

Jahan Dosti Vahn Pyar, Jahan
Pyar Vahin Ishq, Jahan Ishq
Vahan Judai, Jahan Judai
Vahin Dard, Jahan Dard Vahin
Jandu Balm, Jandu Balm
Lagao Aur Chup Kar Ke So Jao.

Teacher: Ganga, Yamuna, Kaveri, | jokes, Teacher-Student Jokes, Funny SMS, Whatsaap Jokes, Facebook Status, Hindi Jokes, Popular Jokes,

Teacher: Ganga, Yamuna, Kaveri,
Krishna Bharat Ki Nadiyon Ke 
Naam Hain,
To Pakistan Ki Nadiyon Ke Naam
Bataao.?
Pappu: Rukhsana, Farzana,
Rizwana Sultana Aur Shabana!

Mouse Ki Gang Talwar Lekar Bhaag Rahi Thi.. | jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Facebook Jokes, Whatsapp Status, Hindi Jokes, Funny SMS,

Mouse Ki Gang Talwar Lekar Bhaag
Rahi Thi..
Lion Ne Pucha: Kya Hua, Kyu Tum
Log Itne Gusse Me Bhaag Rahe Ho.?
Mouse: Elephant Ki Beti Ko Kisi
Ne Propose Kiya Hai, Naam Hamara
Aa Raha Hai, Laashe Bicha Denge.

Where Do U See MANGOES..? | jokes, Facebook Jokes, Facebook Status, Whatsaap Jokes, Whatsapp Status, Miscellaneous Jokes, Funny SMS, Popular Jokes,

Where Do U See MANGOES..?
Mango Tree .. No
Fruit Shop .. No
Maaza .. No
Then...?
Answer:
Jaha Jaha Beautiful Woman
Goes..
Peeche Peeche MAN GOES...!

Puri Botal Na Sahi Ek Jaam To Ho Jaye, |

Puri Botal Na Sahi Ek Jaam

To Ho Jaye, Mulaqat Na Sahi

Dua Salam To Ho Jaye, Jin

K Sms K Intzaar Me Ho Gaye

Hum Beemar, Un Ko Bukhaar

Na Sahi Zukaam To Ho Jaye.

Kyu Har Bar Musam Ki Tarah Badal Jate Ho, | Funny SMS, Funny Shayari, Jokes, Hindi Jokes,

Kyu Har Bar Musam Ki Tarah Badal Jate Ho, 

Har Naye Din Dil Hamara Dukhate Ho, 

Ye Bat Sunkar Hamari Ruh Tak Kap Gaye, 

Ki Tum Ab Bartan Dhone Wale Sabun Se Nahate Ho.

Jeeto: What Do U Think About Our Love..? | Funny SMS

Jeeto: What Do U Think About
Our Love..?
Santa: Try To Count The Stars
In The Sky..
Jeeto: Wow, So Its Infinite..
Santa: No Baby,
Its A Waste Of Time..!

Santa: I Lost Rs 1000 In A Bet.. | Funny SMS

Santa: I Lost Rs 1000 In A Bet..
Banta: How..?
Santa: On Cricket Match I Bet
Rs 500 And Lost..
Banta: Where Did The Rest Go.?
Santa: I Bet On The Highlight Too!

Two Cockroach ICU Me Ek Dusre | Funny SMS

Two Cockroach ICU Me Ek Dusre
Ke Bagal Me Admit Thay..
1st: Kisne Maara, Hit Ya Slipper.?
2nd: Arre Kisi Ne Nahi Yaar,
Ye Ladkiyan Mujhe Dekh Ke Itna
Chillati Hai Ki.. Attack Aa Gaya!

Ek Bar Santa Ka Interview Tha | Funny SMS

Ek Bar Santa Ka Interview Tha
To Us Pucha Gaya K Duniya Ki
Eaisi Konsi Wife H Jisko Ye
Pata Hota H K Uska Husband Kaha
H To Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak
Dimag Lagaya Aur Bola Vidhva Aurat.