Chote:Chotey ye le badam khaa…| Bade-Chhote Jokes,

Chote:Chotey ye le badam khaa…

Bade:Badam kyun… kya hua tujhe achanak…

Chote:Lena isse general knowledge badta hain…

Bade:acha…thnkx

Chote:Acha tujhe pata hain…

Bade:Please yaar…

Chote:Aree sunto….

Bade:Hhhhmmmm…

Chote:Ek admi hain uska dil toot gaya hain…ab usko G.K ki zarurat nahi hain kyun…

Bade:Kya baat kar raha hain…kyun?

Chote:Tune wo gana nahi sona….”jab dil hi toth gaya hum G.K kya karengey”

Bade:Bakwas Bandkar.

Chhote: Abe tu kal kya kar raha hain… | Bade-Chhote Jokes,

Chhote: Abe tu kal kya kar raha hain…

Bade: Kal main busy hoon

Chhote: Kyun kahin jaa raha hain kya?

Bade: Haan kal subah P.M. ke saath meeting hain..

Chhote: P.M. ke sath?

Bade: Haan

Chhote: Subah subah?

Bade: Haan kyun?

Chhote: Subah mil hi nahi sakye who.

Bade: Kyun?

Chhote: Abe woh P.M. hain shaam ko miley ge… A.M. hota to subah milta na..

Bade: Bakwas Band kar..

Santa Says: Duniya Ka Har Ek | Santa-Banta Jokes,

Santa Says: Duniya Ka Har Ek
Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
Shyad Smundar Paar Kar Skta Hai,
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina Pyar Nahi
Kar Skta Aaj Santa Serious Hai.