Chote:Chotey ye le badam khaa…| Bade-Chhote Jokes,

Chote:Chotey ye le badam khaa…

Bade:Badam kyun… kya hua tujhe achanak…

Chote:Lena isse general knowledge badta hain…

Bade:acha…thnkx

Chote:Acha tujhe pata hain…

Bade:Please yaar…

Chote:Aree sunto….

Bade:Hhhhmmmm…

Chote:Ek admi hain uska dil toot gaya hain…ab usko G.K ki zarurat nahi hain kyun…

Bade:Kya baat kar raha hain…kyun?

Chote:Tune wo gana nahi sona….”jab dil hi toth gaya hum G.K kya karengey”

Bade:Bakwas Bandkar.

Chhote: Abe tu kal kya kar raha hain… | Bade-Chhote Jokes,

Chhote: Abe tu kal kya kar raha hain…

Bade: Kal main busy hoon

Chhote: Kyun kahin jaa raha hain kya?

Bade: Haan kal subah P.M. ke saath meeting hain..

Chhote: P.M. ke sath?

Bade: Haan

Chhote: Subah subah?

Bade: Haan kyun?

Chhote: Subah mil hi nahi sakye who.

Bade: Kyun?

Chhote: Abe woh P.M. hain shaam ko miley ge… A.M. hota to subah milta na..

Bade: Bakwas Band kar..

Jahan Dosti Vahn Pyar, | jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Funny Shayari, Funny SMS, Hindi Jokes, Stupid or Crazy Jokes, joke

Jahan Dosti Vahn Pyar, Jahan
Pyar Vahin Ishq, Jahan Ishq
Vahan Judai, Jahan Judai
Vahin Dard, Jahan Dard Vahin
Jandu Balm, Jandu Balm
Lagao Aur Chup Kar Ke So Jao.

Teacher: Ganga, Yamuna, Kaveri, | jokes, Teacher-Student Jokes, Funny SMS, Whatsaap Jokes, Facebook Status, Hindi Jokes, Popular Jokes,

Teacher: Ganga, Yamuna, Kaveri,
Krishna Bharat Ki Nadiyon Ke 
Naam Hain,
To Pakistan Ki Nadiyon Ke Naam
Bataao.?
Pappu: Rukhsana, Farzana,
Rizwana Sultana Aur Shabana!

Mouse Ki Gang Talwar Lekar Bhaag Rahi Thi.. | jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Facebook Jokes, Whatsapp Status, Hindi Jokes, Funny SMS,

Mouse Ki Gang Talwar Lekar Bhaag
Rahi Thi..
Lion Ne Pucha: Kya Hua, Kyu Tum
Log Itne Gusse Me Bhaag Rahe Ho.?
Mouse: Elephant Ki Beti Ko Kisi
Ne Propose Kiya Hai, Naam Hamara
Aa Raha Hai, Laashe Bicha Denge.

Where Do U See MANGOES..? | jokes, Facebook Jokes, Facebook Status, Whatsaap Jokes, Whatsapp Status, Miscellaneous Jokes, Funny SMS, Popular Jokes,

Where Do U See MANGOES..?
Mango Tree .. No
Fruit Shop .. No
Maaza .. No
Then...?
Answer:
Jaha Jaha Beautiful Woman
Goes..
Peeche Peeche MAN GOES...!

If U Feel Stressed, | Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, Facebook Jokes, Whatsaap Jokes, Facebook Status, Whatsapp Status,

If U Feel Stressed, Give
Urself A Break, Enjoy Some..
Ice Cream Chocolates Candy
Cake.. Why..? Bcoz
STRESSED Ka Ulta Spelling,
DESSERTS Hota Hai..!

God: I Cant Be Everywhere, | Jokes, Stupid or Crazy Jokes, Facebook Jokes, Whatsaap Jokes, Facebook Status, Whatsapp Status,

God: I Cant Be Everywhere,
So I Created Mother..
Evil: I Too Cant Be Everywhere,
So I Created Mother-In-Law..!

Aiswariya's Daughter Araddhya Going To Play School.. | Parents Jokes, Children Jokes, School Jokes, Facebook Status, Facebook Jokes, Whatsaap Jokes, Whatsapp Status,

Aiswariya's Daughter Araddhya
Going To Play School..
Teacher: Who Is Ur Grandfather.?
Araddhya: Big B
Teacher: Who Is Ur Mother.?
Araddhya: Miss World
Teacher: Who Is Ur Father.?
Araddhya: No Idea Sir Ji..!

Puri Botal Na Sahi Ek Jaam To Ho Jaye, |

Puri Botal Na Sahi Ek Jaam

To Ho Jaye, Mulaqat Na Sahi

Dua Salam To Ho Jaye, Jin

K Sms K Intzaar Me Ho Gaye

Hum Beemar, Un Ko Bukhaar

Na Sahi Zukaam To Ho Jaye.

The Men Are Very Kind And Women | Men vs Women Jokes,

The Men Are Very Kind And Women
Are Very Selfish.. Proof..
Most Women Dont Like Help Unknown
Men, But All Men Are Ready
Anytime To Help Unknown Women!

Santa Says: Duniya Ka Har Ek | Santa-Banta Jokes,

Santa Says: Duniya Ka Har Ek
Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
Shyad Smundar Paar Kar Skta Hai,
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina Pyar Nahi
Kar Skta Aaj Santa Serious Hai.

Banta: Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni | Jokes, Hindi Jokes, Facebook Jokes, Facebook Status, Whatsapp Status, Whatsaap Jokes, Husband-Wife Jokes,

Banta: Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni
Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai.
Aur Apka?
Santa: Mera Mahine Baad Hota
Hai, Kyuki Mujhe
Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai.

i

90% Girls In Facebook Say | Jokes, Facebook Jokes, Facebook Status, Whatsaap Jokes, Whatsapp Status, Stupid or Crazy Jokes,

90% Girls In Facebook Say
They Are In Relationship..
90% Boys In Facebook Say
They Are Single..
Then Who Are Liars..?..?
Boys Or Girls..???

Manager: What Is YourQualification..? | Jokes, Interview Jokes, Facebook Jokes, Whatsaap Jokes, Facebook Status, Whatsapp Status,

Manager: What Is YourQualification..?
Santa: Sir I Am PHSD..
Manager: What Do U Mean By
PHSD..?
Santa: Passed Hight School
With Difficulty..!

Father: U Should Marry This Girl, | Jokes, Facebook Status, Facebook Jokes, Whatsaap Jokes, Whatsapp Status, Father-Son Jokes, Stupid or Crazy Jokes,

Father: U Should Marry This Girl,
She Is Kalavati,
Gunwanti And Roopmati..
Son: I'll Have To Marry My
Girlfrnd, Bcoz She's Garbhavati!

Son: Papa Kal School Me Small Get Together Hai Chaloge.? | Jokes, Father-Son Jokes, School Jokes, Stupid or Crazy Jokes, PJ, Children Jokes, Facebook Jokes, Whatsaap Jokes, Facebook Status, Whatsapp Status,

Son: Papa Kal School Me Small
Get Together Hai Chaloge.?
Father: Small Get Together Kya
Hota Hai.?
Son: Only U, Me And Principle!

Railway Tc: Baba Kaha Jaoge.? | Jokes, Hindi Jokes, Passenger Jokes

Railway Tc: Baba Kaha Jaoge.?
Sadhu: Jaha Ram Ka Janam Hua
Tha.. Railway Tc: Ticket Hai.?
Sadhu: Nahi Hai..
Railway Tc: To Chalo..
Sadhu: Kaha.?
Railway Tc: Jaha Krishna Ka
Janam Hua Tha...!

Santa Was Driving Car Very Fast, | Santa-Banta Jokes, Jokes, Police Jokes

Santa Was Driving Car Very Fast,
Traffic Police Caught Him..
Santa: Sir, I Am Learning Driving..
Police: Without Teacher.?
Santa: Ya, Its Correspondence Course!

Kyu Har Bar Musam Ki Tarah Badal Jate Ho, | Funny SMS, Funny Shayari, Jokes, Hindi Jokes,

Kyu Har Bar Musam Ki Tarah Badal Jate Ho, 

Har Naye Din Dil Hamara Dukhate Ho, 

Ye Bat Sunkar Hamari Ruh Tak Kap Gaye, 

Ki Tum Ab Bartan Dhone Wale Sabun Se Nahate Ho.